Kinky Kinkade

We went to Barnes and Nobles tonight. At the check out, Keith was looking at all the impulse shopping items. He picked up a little book and said "Oh Thomas Kinkade". The lady behind the counter started to giggle. I remembered I had just saw something Thomas Kinkade and told Keith I had thought about him... but I couldn't remember where or when. The lady behind the counter is still giggling. Just then I remembered when and where. "It was in a card for your mom." The lady starts thinking "For his mom?!" and she's totally weired out by it. To Keith I say, "The card had a Thomas Kinkade on it." The lady then starts laughing... "I thought he said something kinky. Then you said you saw something like that for his mom, something kinky. Thomas Kinkade makes more sense."