Gimme a kiss

I remembered this occurrence today because we caught a mouse in the house.

One day Keith discovered that we caught a mouse in one of those old school mouse traps. It is his job to discard them. There's no way I 'm about to try and release them and end up touching it. Ewwewwwww. Knowing my feeling towards them, Keith play a practical, but mean, joke on me. I was bent over doing something (like folding laundry) and he snuck up behind me and said "Gimme a kiss." Without thinking about it, I went to turn around, with pursed lips to stare at a dead mouse with dried blood coming out of it's mouth. Totally disgusting, making me scream and nearly vomiting. Aren't boys great?!